I see you, big strong tough guy. You wanna wear earrings too. May I present to you: tractor. But not just any tractor, big green tractor. That's right. Look at those massive wheels and that rugged demeanor. Very manly. Yeah they're a little pink but that's historically a dude color. Super masc.
 
These cardboard charms were once dominoes but they were split right down the middle in the name of art. And that's the origin of love. Luckily these earrings found their way back to their other halves. A perfect pair. And a happy ending.